You know it's gonna be a long day at the old Tech Support line when the day starts like this!
Caller: Hi, our printer is not working.
Customer Service: What seems to be the problem?
Caller: Umm, the mouse is jammed.
Customer Service: Mouse? Printers don't have a mouse.
Caller: Mmmmmmmmmm? Really? I'll send you a picture.
The ramblings of an old IT Pro travelling the digital byways.